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Item #: SCP-789-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-789-J is kept in my nhà wc and only i can talk khổng lồ it

Description: SCP-789-J is a ghost that is a face. it lives in a nhà vệ sinh and then when you poop it goes "no stop aaaa-" and then stops because there is poop in its mouth.

SCP-789-J travels around in butts. you can only get rid of it by wiping.

sometimes it kills other butts & makes them butt ghosts too. but it is always lonely because it is a butt ghost.

Addendum: if you fall in the nhà wc, it eats your butt.

I know the rheumatologists already told us that it wouldn't be susceptible lớn targeted meta exposure, but I still maintain that it was worth a shot. I didn't even need khổng lồ use the whole page.- Researcher James, age 8.

00:00: Test commences. Subject instructed to initiate stated protocols.

00:14: Subject reports gastrointestinal digăng tay. KTE-8544-Porcelain produces characteristic vocalization.

00:23: KTE-8544-Porcelain attempts lớn replicate via subject's posterior, but is hindered by testing protocols.

03:19: Subject ceases testing protocols. KTE-8544-Porcelain observed to be subdued, but active sầu. Subject instructed to lớn remain on nhà vệ sinh in case protocols must be resumed.

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03:41: due lớn subject's unusually small frame và an oversight in nhà wc selection.


I would have sworn that those cafeteria burritos would vì chưng the triông chồng. Here's hoping they can get the guy a new butt.- Researcher James.

Researcher James was instructed khổng lồ interview KTE-8544-Porcelain khổng lồ ascertain information that could assist in the entity's liquidation.

Researcher James is seen pacing the restroom. Camera focused on KTE-8544-Porcelain shows the entity in its nhà vệ sinh. Scene is dramatic.

Researcher James: So. KTE eight five four four porcelain. If that is your real name. Who are you?

KTE-8544-Porcelain: i am the butt ghost!!

RJ: And why should I believe you?

BG: im going khổng lồ eat your butt

RJ: How bizarre. Why do you eat our butts, butt ghost? Butts vì not equal love, you know.

BG: ffft fart poot poop phbbbt

RJ: Fascinating, truly fascinating. You know, despite your rather... prolific history of gluteocidal self-replication, you seem khổng lồ be a solitary creature. Mind telling me why?


RJ: But of course. It would only make sense, with you being a butt ghost. One last thing: Wiping. Why does it get rid of you? Where are the hostages?

BG: yên a butt ghost

RJ: It all makes sense now! What else could the moral of the story be? I've sầu got all I need to lớn go lớn the presses with this!

Closing statement: Researcher James was grounded for unrelated reasons after the conclusion of this interview.

He knows he's only allowed one snachồng in the afternoon. And by the way, we don't have lớn make hlặng a Researcher just because only he can talk khổng lồ it.- Researcher James's Dad

Test ID: 8544-Porcelain-Gimmel-83

Description: At the recommendation of Sanderson Consulting Partners, a task force was formed to lớn use victims of to destroy the butt ghost. Four infectees were brought khổng lồ the nhà wc containing the entity. The entity was destroyed by repeated exposure to lớn emissions of the infectees.

Question: Is there any reason we couldn't have just used normal lasers?- Researcher James's Dad

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